So. I’m at coachella. I’m volunteering in exchange for free admission, and it is 3:30 am. My first shift is at 7am. We waited two hours to just get our parking pass, and we are waiting in another fatty line of cars waiting to get searched. There’s a sea of cars waiting to get in, and each line advances a few feet every fifteen minutes or so. Everybody is sitting on their cars and drinking beer and blazing. I will report my findings later…