I’m going to compile an encyclopedia of human emotions/feelings, starting with these specific situations. Suggestions are welcome:

-Going to a restaurant and ordering something for the first time that you didn’t know existed, or that you didn’t know could be that good and thinking “Yeah, I’m totally getting this next time and every time.”

-Drifting into consciousness after a night of drinking and immediately thinking “I wish I’d gotten some of that cake…”

-The heightened sense of tension you get when you’re taking an elevator to the 2nd floor because normally you would take the stairs but nobody else is around so why not but oh wait somebody is coming through the door—fuck—why won’t these elevator doors close faster???????